tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-179727032012-02-16T06:46:06.005-06:00Objects in the vicinity of my mind, including what I'm reading, thinking about, reacting to, or working onGlendanoreply@blogger.comBlogger561100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17972703.post-2425455520616548232009-11-03T15:49:00.001-06:002009-11-03T15:49:53.514-06:00

October 1, 2009 12:31 AMRules I have found helpful in the workplace...Everyone else is working at least as hard as you are. Keep this in mind when you’re talking to them and ESPECIALLY when you’re asking them for anything. Commiserate with their workload. Apologize for bothering them. Ask them to tell you who you should be asking about it if it isn’t them. Be very appreciative of anything and

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This is the perfect gift for my husband and all other poop-obsessed folks. "Sweetie, are you ready to leave yet?" "Yes, honey, I'll be right there -  no, wait! My butt is calling again! I have to go sit on the toilet!" I swear to God this conversation happens every day in my house. Scene 2: "Nnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhh ahhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhnnnnnng! Phew! Aaaaaggggh!"This crapping robot toilet-paper

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College Bans Nietzsche Quote on Prof's Door :: Inside Higher Ed :: Higher Education's Source for News, Views and JobsI'm thinking maybe it's the "intellectual" part. Individual words, by definition context-free, push the buttons* of irrational fear-based lifeforms.* or pull the triggers, trigger the detonators, ...

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Slate's presidential election soundboards: John McCain and Barack Obama. - By Christopher Beam, Andy Bouve, and Jim Festante - Slate MagazineThis is enough to make me re-up my Skype subscription. Hm, how can I make some of these part of my answering machine message?

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South Carolina sheriff buys tank to conduct raids - Boing BoingToo bad Bull Connor's not around to shake this guy's hand and borrow his toys.

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Caught in the grips of linguistic paranoia - The Boston GlobeWhen I was a graduate student (in French), a nice young couple from my church asked if I would teach their toddler some French. Completely ignorant of SLA for children - in fact, pretty much completely ignorant of children, since I had no brothers or sisters and had never babysat -- I said sure.They invited me over one afternoon to hang

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The Fright Catalog's Dead Fred runs on two 12V battery and sports four separate motors that allow it to sense passers-by, rise up out of the earth and chase them, howling and growling and dragging its entrails behind it. It's $2650, so it's a little pricey for Hallowe'en, but that sum does compare favorably with the total cost of ownership for a pet dog or cat, so when the kids start complaining

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<p>A Chicago-based coffee chain called Intelligentsia is doing away with 20-ounce coffee drinks. The company's Chief Executive Doug Zell tells the <em>Chicago Tribune</em>, "Drinking our coffee is not like drinking jug wine."</p><p><a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92398779#email">&raquo; E-Mail This</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://del.icio.us/post?url=http

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Several months ago, I posted about the capture of 13 "penis thieves" in the Congo who allegedly stole, or shrank, their victims' members. In the June issue of Harper's Magazine, Frank Bures tells of his travels to Africa in search of the penis thieves. During his quest, he riffs on the idea of "culture-bound syndromes" and "the interplay among culture, mind, and disease." From Harper's Magazine:

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DeviantArt's FilthyLuker produced this fantastic be-tentacled building installation somewhere in France with collaborator Pedro Estrellas. FilthyLuker's terse description: "Octo-pied Building: a house with tentacular cancer." Link (Thanks, Fipi Lele!)http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/boingboing/iBag/~3/330919582/building-festooned-w.html--This article was sent using my Viigo.For a free download, go

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Begin forwarded message:Date: July 8, 2008 8:52:30 AM CDTSubject: Lawn zombie sculptureSource: Boing BoingAuthor: Cory Doctorow Over on Boing Boing Gadgets, our John's dug up this magnificent zombie lawn-sculpture by Alan Dickenson, available for a mere $90 -- think of the savings you'll realize by no longer having to pay someone to keep the kids off your lawn! Link, Discuss on Boing Boing

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Date: July 8, 2008 1:28:56 PM CDTSubject: Octopuses play with Rubik's CubesSource: Boing BoingAuthor: David Pescovitz Researchers from the Weymouth Sea Life Centre are providing octopuses with Rubik's cubes to determine whether the animals prefer one tentacle over another, or another, or another, etc. I bet they secretly hope that one of the animals will solve the puzzle. From Nature's The Great

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Begin forwarded message:Date: July 8, 2008 12:37:44 PM CDTSubject: Teen discovers bat hiding in her braSource: Boing BoingAuthor: David Pescovitz Abbie Hawkins, 19, spent a half-day at work before noticing that a baby bat was hiding inside her bra. From The Telegraph:Miss Hawkins said she got dressed at 7.30am and arrived for work at the Holiday Inn Norwich North, near Norwich International

Glendanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17972703.post-19487398699544853852008-06-27T11:36:00.000-05:002008-06-27T11:38:10.508-05:00

<img src="http://www.boingboing.net/200806261030.jpg" width="480" height="320" alt="200806261030.jpg" style="float:left;" /><br clear="all" /> <p>Gallery of photos of a giant plucked chicken sculpture.</p> <blockquote> Attention Chicken! is a three dimensional version of the collage that goes by the same title. <p>Nicolas Lampert and Micaela O'Herlihy created a ten-foot rotisserie chicken

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Voyeur hid cell phone in rear - Boing Boing Can't touch this.Or, as my daughters would say,Peace, punch, Captain Crunch,I got something you can't touch.Blogged with the Flock Browser

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Why indeed. This is one of the most elegantly written blog posts I've ever seen, on any subject. It certainly is persuasive and sends little chills up my spine.

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Japundit shot a video of a gadget called "The Magical Water Princess," which is installed in women's public restrooms to mask sounds of using the toilet. [A] device called Oto-hime ... makes a chirping sound when ladies use the toilet, because Japanese women hate the idea of anyone being able to hear any sounds they make while they go. Before the device was introduced in the 1980s, it seems that

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Health officials in New York are cautioning people to avoid a "street aphrodisiac" made from the excretions of a poisonous toad, after a man consumed the illegal concoction and died. The city's poison control center issued the warning Friday after receiving a hospital report that a 35-year-old man who ingested the hard, brown substance died earlier this month. The product is sold under names

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Dilbert.com - The Official Dilbert Website with Scott Adams' color strips, Dilbert animation, mashups and more! My cats are great, too.  I know your cat is also the greatest cat on earth.Too many of my cats have gone before us to the Great Litterbox. None of them, alas, was as much of a tribal elder as Scott’s Sarah. I have to find out what he’s feeding her and who her vet is.This one's for you,

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Wired defense technology blogger Noah Shachtman says, Smoking weed can improve your performance in all sorts of activities -- from playing reggae music to watching Battlestar Galactica to writing blog posts. If you're an already ill-trained, semi-motivated soldier in the Afghan Army, however, spliffs are a particularly poor way to prepare for battle, as this little clip illustrates.. Link to

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Lee Gomes of the Wall Street Journal writes that recent research shows that a brain rewards itself with a squirt of natural opiates when it comes across new information that requires interpretation. That's why, he concludes, people stay on the Web for long periods of time. What is it about a Web site that might make it literally irresistible? Clues are offered by research conducted by Irving

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Lauren Newton, 28, of Washington, Pennsylvania, was getting her haircut at her stylist's home on Thursday when she complained about the way it looked. So the hairstylist shot her. Newton is apparently doing OK while the hairstylist, Monique Reed, is in jail on charges of aggravated assault and reckless endangerment. From the Associated Press: Lauren Newton, 28, was getting her hair cut Thursday

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Man, it took me long enough to clean up the code that got transmitted along with this post from my mobile phone. Guess I won't do that again any time soon.This one goes out to all my zombie-loving medieval-beast-fan friends.Amy Cottrell says,I just taped a large "zombie walk" yesterday in north Texas. It was in honor of the 40th anniversary of Night of the Living Dead. There were over 100 people

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OK, so we have to mark this as pure speculation and rumor right now, but when I read the following forum post I just couldnt help but get warm and fuzzy feelings inside (and Im sure all you other Mac users will feel the same way!) and just had to share it in the blogs: "RIM working on a program for Mac users Hi all. Spoke to a T-mobile BB rep yesterday and he told me that the BB rep was just

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St. Mary's Academy (25 miles northwest of Topeka) won't let women referee boys basketball games. The Kansas State High School Activities Association said referees reported that Michelle Campbell was preparing to officiate at St. Mary's Academy near Topeka on Feb. 2 when a school official insisted that Campbell could not call the game. The reason given, according to the referees: Campbell, as a

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Jean Mansel of Kent County, Michigan called the news media last month after an 80-pound cement Jesus statue was swiped from her front yard and a ransom note left in her mailbox. The ransom note read, "We are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your wieners and trust us we see you take your wieners for long walks without picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us

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From the San Francisco Chronicle of January 30, 2008:"[T]here is something truly special about Bush 43. Something so unique, so poisonous and strange that historians are busy right this minute rewriting not only their books, but their entire way of thinking about how we measure and interpret political malfeasance."In some ways, my head has actually shut down. So much has happened, both nationally

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From BoingBoingTo unlock the door of one of the roadside toilets along Finland's freeway system, you now have to send it a text message with your mobile phone. The toilets have been secured, and a sign outside explains that the user just sends the word "open" (in Finnish) to a short code and the door will be unlocked remotely. The company managing the service will keep a short term record of all

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Every believing home needs a Threat Alert Jesus! "For it is Thou, Lord, only, that makest me dwell in safety." No sh!7, Sherlock.Powered by ScribeFire.

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This item, which I found on BoingBoing, is beyond disturbing. Now they've made a pillow shaped like an artificial (obviously) hand, for the mother to scent with her own scent and leave with her newborn so that s/he will feel comforted in Mama's absence. The unthinkable baby language experiment meets the boy in the bubble. If your baby is very small, recommends the manufacturer, you might want to

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From OK Future:One could reasonably infer from this sign that the Koreans have a major problem with men peeking into women’s toilet stalls.LinkYes, indeed one might infer that.Related Tags:

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38-year-old Cynthia Hunter of Florida was jailed for 50 days when police found a vial containing a yellow substance in her purse. She said it was cat urine for her son's science experiment, but she was locked up for 50 days until the lab results confirmed that the substance was indeed cat urine. Cynthia Hunter was arrested in August accused of stealing at a Brandon Wal-Mart. The 38-year-old

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From Boing Boing. Is this the best story you ever heard, or what? (Obviously, I'm still looking for best practices on linking to a story on another site.)French lady finds python in pee-pipesPosted by Xeni Jardin, October 16, 2007 12:18 AMpermalinkFull-size image: Link.A charming lady named Nadege Brunacci emailed a BB reader this account of having discovered a large snake in the sewage pipes

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From Boing Boing, posted by Xeni Jardin, October 7, 2007, 1:56 p.m., this lovely video of a member of the Swedish Projectile Vomiting Team. Soon to be an Olympic sport.Powered by ScribeFire.

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From the Dilbert Blog for September 15, 2007:Did you see the story about the German guy with two penises? He lost his original equipment in an accident, so doctors built him a new one. Later, he decided to upgrade, but doctors left the previous one until the new one took root, so to speak.http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1315211.html When his wife saw the new one, she packed her bags and left

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Whatever its origins, I love this chart. I think I'll post it in my office.Powered by ScribeFire.

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Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.Over here, Regan has been "helping Janey get packed for camp." In the way characteristic of my spouse's family of origin, she defines "helping" as it pleases her. She's been over every day this week since Sunday; tonight she's on call (she's interning as a chaplain at Tentacled Hospital), so she won't be able to come. First she helped Janey clean her

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From the Crazy Apple Rumors site. Mac users will soon be able to roll their own lolcats. I might spring for a .Mac account now. Certainly this feature adds value to the upcoming iPhone (iPr0n).

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This just in from The Dilbert Blog. I use the same process to make up bedtime stories for Cindy, but I had never thought of expanding it to cover life anecdotes. We are the stories we tell.The Dilbert Blog: Good Stories: "It has come to my attention that most people have no good stories. If you ask people to tell their best stories, you get blank stares and then something along the lines of “Well

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Yep, sure am.sweet sweet coffee

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-- GlendaWOODROW CALL: ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.GUS McCRAE: I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago, it ain't Greek, it's Latin.WOODROW CALL: Well what does it say in Latin? For all you know it invites people to rob us.GUS McCRAE: Well, the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t'shoot

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Since When Are Slaves "Hired"? <!-- ID = 60037 -->Student: Didn't the ancient Romans also eat lying down?Professor: Yes.Student: That's really bad for your digestion.Professor: Well, it was good for having sex with the hired help after.--Bard High School Early Collegevia Overheard in New York, Jun 17, 2007

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Oooh, I want these so bad. But they're sold out.Boing Boing: Tetris fridge magnets

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From the Dilbert Blog (6/2/07, 8:01 a.m.) I’m a selfish, egotistical douche bag who gets shit upon by everyone who has my cell phone number. And I hope to God no one quotes THAT out of context.(How do I get NetNewsWire to automagically include a link to the source, I wonder?)What do you think about when you pet a dog or cat? There are three typical categories:1. You imagine how it feels for the

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Mark Frauenfelder: Jim says:Mr. Lee is a cat in Germany, whose owner has attached a camera to his collar so that we can share his daily adventures! Some of the photos are mysterious. Others are beautiful. I love this!LinkFrom Boing Boing, 6/6/07, 5:01 p.m. (catching up on my newsreading). I wish there was a way to have live updates, like we used to have with the old Netscape Fish Cam. Of course,

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This is so awesome! I would get one for Nick, except he would flip out because it’s too technologically advanced for his comfort level (which, as you rightly surmise, is minimal). I await with impatience the release of the companion electronic rosary keychain.From Boing Boing, 6/7/07, 3:01 p.m.David Pescovitz:The Say-A-Blessing electronic keychain plays ten common Jewish prayers and blessings in

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This just in from Boing Boing. You can SIT in these things?! As a card-carrying mommy, I worry that the sticking-out ends could put someone's eye out.Cory Doctorow:Mommy's Chairs are designer chairs that appear to have been drawn by a five-year-old with a poor grasp of perspective. Made of bent steel rods in uncertain, shaky lines, they come in four sizes, with a breathtaking pricetag of £250.

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Nick, Janey, Cindy and I had dinner last night with the brother-in-law. For the first time in recorded history, Janey and Cindy were talkative and vivacious during the meal. Too bad most of their conversation revolved around bodily functions and the earthworm Janey had dissected that day in science class.

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Even though I'm a language person who is privileged to share my home with four cats, varying in their loquacity, I am not at all confident I could quickly learn kitty pidgin. To be explored further, perhaps with digicam in hand....Anil Dash: Cats Can Has Grammar

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Cindy helpfully points out examples of the AMP (Anger Management Problem) of various family members, and reminds us that she's working on hers. She is, too.Honk if you're married and can't cope with anger - 04/22/2007 - MiamiHerald.com

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I suppose sangria would count, too. Or red beer, which I could never bring myself to taste.Fruity cocktails count as health food, study finds - CNN.com

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This is just so I can have a more recent and less serious profile picture.

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My God. The dangers of modern life.My mother was born in 1919 to a family of sharecroppers in the North Georgia mountains. She was a grown woman before she ever saw a flush toilet, and it scared her. I can only imagine her reaction to a toilet that lit your ass on fire.April 16, 2007, 7:29 AM CDTTOKYO -- Japan's leading toilet maker Toto Ltd. is offering free repairs for 180,000 bidet toilets

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When He Learns the Word "Affinity" His Life Will Change DramaticallyGuy: I have an unnatural hard-on for post-modern dystopias... I have an unnatural hard-on for I Dream of Jeannie!--Milon RestaurantOverheard by: LBC & The Imbibervia Overheard in New York, Apr 17, 2007

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Life Size Chocolate Rooms"Interactive and edible." The perfect boudoir for perimenopausal women.

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