Things Your Professor Doesn't Want to Hear, Part 1

When I went to a PowerPoint workshop, lo these many years ago, we were supposed to make a final project kind of slide show showing what we had learned. I made a Top Ten-style list of Things Your Professor Doesn't Want to Hear. If I can find it, I'll post the original ten items, but here is a new addition:


Things Your Professor Doesn't Want to Hear:

• I'm no good at <your subject here>."

It lives

I'm going to revive this blog, if only to quiet everyone who says, "That's so good! You should write about it!" I'm still tweaking settings, fonts, links, that sort of thing, and looking for ways to make posting as drop-dead brainless as humanly possible. Got any zombie references I missed adding to that last sentence? Put  'em in the comments!